Hippie Crippler THCa Flower

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Hippie Crippler THCa Flower has euphoric wonders hiding in its trichome dense crevices! It is a 70/30 sativa dominant hybrid that was greenhouse grown with living soil, and its genetic parents are AK-47 and Blue Satellite. These forest green buds give off a strong aroma with herbal, savory, and creamy notes. Hippie Crippler exalts its admirers with sublime euphoria and liberation from stress!

Please check out the lab reports for the specific details on the cannabinoid profile. Below is a glance at the reports as well as additional details.

Hippie Crippler Specifics:
Genetics – AK-47 X Blue Satellite
THCa – 26.5%
Delta 9 THC – 0.167%
Total Cannabinoids – 29.0%

Effects: Euphoric, Uplifting, and Relaxing
Smell: Herbal, Savory, Creamy
Taste: Same as smell

Small to Medium sized buds that are dense in structure.

***WARNING***
If you are sensitive to THC please do not purchase this product, use with caution! Please respect this product and only consume this in the comfort of your own home, do not drive or operate heavy machinery. Consult a doctor prior to consuming this product.

If you would like to see how this product is federally legal, please swipe through the photos to read our attorney’s opinion letter.

Hippie Crippler THCa Flower is super potent and best when mixed with CBD flower.

Please check your state and local laws before purchasing THCa flower.

Buy and consume at your own risk.

Although this is hemp please act responsibly and treat this like a MJ product, as it looks and smells just like MJ. Arete is not responsible for anyone confiscating this hemp, nor arresting or fining you for having this legal hemp product in your possession because of a misunderstanding of what it actually is.

We are a family owned and operated company that is purpose driven with the sole intention of helping others! We are working hard to bring the purest natural hemp products to market, and with every purchase of any Arete Product you are also supporting various life changing charities specially chosen for their outstanding work! Thanks to our wonderful and loyal customers we are extremely proud and grateful to work with Operation Underground Railroad to help rescue children from sex trafficking and sexual exploitation. As well as helping the sick children at St Jude Children’s Hospital!

There is nothing more important to us than your safety. We have every batch of all our products tested through a third-party laboratory to ensure we are always providing the superior quality products our customers expect. You can visit our lab reports page to view the lab tests.

We value your time and your experience is very important to us! That’s the reason we offer free shipping on all orders over $100 anywhere in the United States. All our Hemp Flower is shipped discretely and contain lab reports as well as a notice to authorities to support the validity and legality of the of the products within the package. Hemp Flower orders are shipped in heat sealed bags to preserve freshness and contain the scents of the products.

If you have any questions that have not been answered on our FAQ page feel free to email or call us anytime to chat, it is very important to us that all your questions are answered, we are always here for you!

Hemp Flower does contain traces of THC that are within the legal limits. YOU MAY FAIL A DRUG TEST!